What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Can you tell me a depressing story?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Have you ever had sex with your husband's friend in front of your husband? Please tell about it and elaborate.

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do women like black men?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

Why don’t Jews regard Jesus as an important teacher or rabbi, if not the Messiah? Putting aside messianic claims, wouldn’t Jesus be one of the most significant Jewish teachers in human history?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!